Scout here… with an Fame Update. There is nothing to report.
I am still waiting for Fame. And I have a little brother problem.
My little brother Mercury is getting lots of Fame and I don’t understand it.
Just to be clear from the start, Mercury is not as cute as I am. How do I know? Because I am cute all by myself. Stand alone cute. Mercury needed his own puppy to up his cuteness factor. News flash Mercury… everyone is cute with a puppy.
Mercury made his desperate attempt for Fame when he was only one day old. He walked up to a puppy named Sirius and they became best friends. Mercury and Sirius started running together and taking naps together. They even played in the kiddie pool together. It was quite a plan, and to be honest, I am surprised Mercury was smart enough to come up with it.
Mercury and Sirius were asked to be on television together. Magazines started calling and writing stories about them with titles like “This Unusual Animal Friendship Will Melt Your Heart” and “Cutest Pets – Mercury and Sirius.” Really? There are more stories coming to newsstands soon. Fame for Mercury, but none for me.
So what do I do now. It is too late to get a puppy and to be honest, I work alone. I am a solo act… not a boy band.
I will continue to wait here on the farm for my big break and will let you know.
For now, Scout Out.